Das Not Funny! Friday: I can't think of a clever title because I'm too focused on the nap I'm about to take

Welcome to this week's edition of Das Not Funny! Friday. I don't have much this week so I hope these few give you at least a smile or two.

Lucas has been all about getting himself dressed lately for the last several months. Usually his outfits consist of pants that are on backwards and cowboy boots on the wrong feet. But this week, he emerged from his room after getting ready for bed in the following outfit:

I always knew he was a turkey. Those feet prove it.

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Earlier this week Lucas saw my bra laying on the bench at the end of our bed. He casually picked it up and handed it to me saying,

"Here mom. Put your boobies on."

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Lucas, from the bathroom: "Bizzy! Ashwee! Come here and wook at my poo poo."

Ashlee and Elizabeth file into the bathroom and I hear the following...

Ashlee: "Shoowee Woocus. You stink!"

Elizabeth: "Lean up Lucas and lemme see." (insert pause) "Yep. You stink alright."

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You know you over-rationalize your thoughts to your 20 month old when you talk to him and his reply to you is,

"Mum."

Which means "Yes Mam."

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One afternoon this week Lucas changed into a pair of Ashlee's jeans. When I asked him what he was wearing he said,

"Mom, dese are boy jeans too because day have da zwipper in da front for my peenus."

That still doesn't explain why he wears his own pants backwards, with the zipper on his butt.


Y'all have a happy weekend.