Rumor has it that at their wedding she took off her shoes and went barefoot at their reception. At the country club. Classy.
Point being, I've never been a trendy person. Fashion was always something I sort of noticed but never really practiced myself. Partly because being fashionable seems to me to take a lot of work. And let's face it, my daily life is enough work. Amen.
I have a small box of jewelry but it literally never crosses my mind to wear any of it. I have a pair of earrings that I've been wearing basically non-stop for the last 3 years. I put them in one night for date night and they were so comfortable I just forgot to take them out. 3 years later. Yes. It's true.
But aside from those and my wedding rings, it is a rarity that I wear jewelry.
Sort of like my showering schedule. Rare-i-ty.
I have long, curly-ish hair. Which means, if I'd rather not look like I rolled directly out of bed and into the car, I have 2 hair options. Wash, condition it LOTS, and load it down with mousse and gel and prayer.
Or wear it pulled up in a ball of mess on my head just like I did in college for all of my days.
In the summer in the south it's up a lot. Because: HUMIDITY.
Like I said, I notice trends and styles for the most part. Mostly because I have an almost 10 year old and she keeps me informed. So yesterday was not
In my head I aspired to something like this:
(Just a side note: as I searched images to put on this post of "side ponytail braid curly hair" I basically saw all the ones I thought were messy, yet attainable, were on famous people. Which means, they are probably anything but easy and attainable.)
At any rate, I braided my hair, turned to my husband and said, "What do you think? Do you like it?"
He looked at me, and since our relationship is built on trust and honesty and love he said, "You look like a homeschool mom." And he may have mumbled something about a denim jumper.
I rolled my eyes, because, you know I am a homeschool mom.
So the next morning I got up and thought I'd try this side braid again, sans Homeschool Dad. But, I lack confidence in anything trendy because I know that I'm trying and likely failing. Because, isn't the point of being trendy is not trying to look trendy and like you tried too hard?
Yes, yes it is.
So, I braided my hair and promptly sent a picture to Amanda and asked her what she thought. Here's that pic.
It is also basically impossible for me to take a selfie. I just can't. At least not one with any normalcy or a shred of seriousness.
Amanda gave her vote of approval (several times), told me homeschool moms wear buns and denim (BOOYAH Homeschool Dad!) and so off I went with all 8 kids for a day of
I panicked. Then I breathed through it and remembered that I'm trendy. And I've delivered 6 babies out of my lady parts so I'm tough. Plus, I'm recently fashionable.
We went to the orthodontist and then, for good behavior had a brunch of Chickfila. All was sailing smoothly until it was time to exit Chickfila. Aaron called a kid on the playground fat, Abigail is a regressing potty trainer and Evelyn was sleepy. It was the perfect storm.
We loaded into our 15 passenger van, (that doesn't scream trendy but more so HOMESCHOOLERS), which I had parked by the door, in a spot that was sandwiched between the building and the drive thru line. When I parked there I thought to myself, "Self. This is a bad idea. Large vehicles and ridiculous drive through lines don't mix." But then I thought about my exit strategy and how wrangling all those kids across a busy parking lot would make me stroke out and I pulled that beast into that compact car spot and told myself we'd leave before the lunch crowd came.
We did not.
I went to leave, I shifted into reverse, took my foot off the brake and we love tapped our bumper against a sweet, little old lady's 2014 Altima. The beast was fine. The Altima was not.
After police were called, Abigail peed in her car seat, I HAD TO PEE, it was hotter than anywhere else on the planet.
We FINALLY made it home. Abigail pooped her pants. It was naptime. We needed to leave in 2 hours for ballet.
Basically, it was a totally normal day other than the literal fender bender. I got Abigail bathed and in the bed and looked in the mirror.
Let's just say, there's a reason why I'm not trendy.
We went to ballet. Then baseball practice. And Luke came home to his wife looking basically like that college athlete he married
And I learned a lesson. Stay with what you know. And don't forget the backup hair tie. Ever.