Wow. I really stink. Our life has been so crazy this past week that I forgot to write down some of the funny stuff that my kids said and did. I know, I know...I stink.
BUT, instead I offer you a new kind of Das Not Funny! Friday. Oh yes people, this will (hopefully) crack your stuff up. You see, I have this thing installed on my blog so that I can *nerd alert* track how people find me, what other sites generate the most hits for this blog, etc., etc., blah, blah, blah.
Well, I hardly ever check it out. But, one day this week I did and what I found was hysterical. There is a way to see what people googled that led them to my blog. Here are some that I found most
Searches that landed people right here on my blog:
"itty bitty boobies"
I'm thinking this person knew me in high school.
"give spankings"
Is this person looking into my windows during the day? Do I really blog about spankings that much? For that matter, do I blog about Itty Bitty Boobies? Um..no. No, I do not.
"her eight pack abs"
CLEARLY this person was directed to the wrong blog. Clearly. Now, if they had googled 8 packs of Oreos abs...totally.
"funny cards for 48 year old moms"
I'm thinking this person has ZERO creativity if they are googling ideas for their mother's 48th birthday. And I'm sure a casual trip to my blog totally shed some light on the birthday gift of their mother's dreams. That, or they got distracted and at 11:30pm the evening before they ran out to the Walgreens and hit the "As Seen On TV" rack and got her somethin' REAL fancy. (Because what mother doesn't want a Grater Plater or a Chamease or a Snuggie? And what woman in her right mind doesn't want to go from flat to fabulous?)
"jessica beaver death"
Creeeeeeeeeepy. Yikes. I'll make sure to double check the locks tonight and ensure that the house alarm is set. Then I'll call up my friend Macaulay Culkin and ask him about some super sweet boobie traps for bad guys. Oh stink, there I go with the boobies again.
"funny story about mother and child in the bathroom pooping"
Hummmm....maybe I should dial it back a bit with the bathroom and poop posts. Oh crap, I probably just upped my chances again. Well, poop. Whoops, there it was again. (Oh come on people, you know bathroom humor is hy-sterical. Well, it is in our house anyway.)
Well, there you go. I'll set up MckLinky for those of you who want to do a real Das Not Funny! Friday post. For all who want to know the "official" fancy schmantshy rules click here. Or if you don't wanna play, but you wanna comment, you can do that too.
Happy Friday everyone!
Hummmm....maybe I should dial it back a bit with the bathroom and poop posts. Oh crap, I probably just upped my chances again. Well, poop. Whoops, there it was again. (Oh come on people, you know bathroom humor is hy-sterical. Well, it is in our house anyway.)
Well, there you go. I'll set up MckLinky for those of you who want to do a real Das Not Funny! Friday post. For all who want to know the "official" fancy schmantshy rules click here. Or if you don't wanna play, but you wanna comment, you can do that too.
Happy Friday everyone!
*Breaking News (Or not-so-breaking news): While going back through my older posts I found this one about Itty Bitty Boobies. I would hope that explains it. But still, 3 different searches for "itty bitty boobies" led someone here. So either someone has an obsession with searching that title or it was a fluke. I'm going with fluke. It helps me sleep better at night.
boobies, huh huh. you said boobies.
ReplyDeleteAck. I need to stop reading blogs and get ready to head your way. Hope you don't care that I'm still in my stinky workout clothes and I look like death warmed over.
I'm glad I don't have one of those nerd alerts on my blog--I don't want to know how anyone finds me! Way too creepy!!
ReplyDeleteI am thinking I might have to get one of the nerd alert things...just for the laughs! Too funny. Thanks for sharing and have great weekend!
ReplyDeletewow. people typed in that stuff?? LOL! That's so creepy yet so funny at the same time. It was probably some man who's into looking at porn who typed in itty bitty b*****s. :0)
ReplyDeletethat was hilarious - but you do know that you just sent your 'hit' frequency over the limit with the mention of boobies, poop, and oreos all in the same blog. Bet that hasn't been done before!!!
ReplyDeleteSo, I had to go check my nerd alert and recently someone from Mississippi came to visit me after searching "little children squatting and peeing". Can't say I've looked that one up before!
ReplyDeleteOh man, I've been caught...that was me with the "itty bitty bobbies" bahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! I have to find out how to set that "nerd alert" thing up.
Wow those are some very odd things to Google IMHO.
ReplyDeleteJudge not, right?
(weird!!!!)
So you now have some new readers who found you in an unusual way.
Honestly, I don't even think I WANT that thing you call nerd alert.
I sort of like living in ignorance :)
I agree that I don't want to know those things. That is bizarre!
ReplyDeleteThis post cracked me up. My son was wondering why i was laughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteI had a blogger friend who's blog was titled Hunt Girls. She had to change the title of her blog because too many weirdo's were checking it out.
Nonetheless...poop and bathroom habits are a hot topic in our household, too. I feel like i never grew up from Jr. High. :D